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Latest movie trailer for Cheech & Chong's Animated Movie (1 фото + 1 видео)
In a double whammy of breaking news, Cheech and Chong made an animated movie, and that movie has a trailer. Yes, the movie was actually written by Cheech and Chong. I don’t want to say the jokes are lazy, but there’s a box in there that literally just says “Munchies.” That’s like the political cartoon equivalent of a drawing of a guy wearing a shirt that says “politician.” You can watch the trailer below, but be warned, a few of the jokes reference drugs.
In a double whammy of breaking news, Cheech and Chong made an animated movie, and that movie has a trailer. Yes, the movie was actually written by Cheech and Chong.
Justin Bieber Was Photographed Spitting On His Fans (1 фото + 1 видео)
Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng of Beliebers were gathered outside to catch a glimpse of their hero. The pictures show an unidentified friend of the Biebs laughing at the crude prank. The ill-advised loogie comes less than two weeks after an Ohio DJ charged Bieber with spitting on him at a Columbus night club. And in March, Bieber’s Calabases, CA, neighbor claimed the pop star spit on him during an argument stemming from complaints about Bieber’s reckless driving in the gated community. Aw, like any Canadian pop star, he’s going through his “gobbing” phase. Next up: a trip to Hot Topic.
Another day, another item in the Justin Bieber bag of douche. The 19-year-old tween idol was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng...
Statue Reveals That Fighters Have Always Dealt With Cauliflower Ear (2 фото)
While it’s obviously no secret that men have been fighting for the entertainment of others for thousands of years, it’s always pretty interesting to see the differences between the pugilists of yesteryear and our trained fighters of today. For instance, while today’s UFC stars are busy worrying about contracts and bonuses, I’m sure the fighters of Ancient Rome were more likely concerned with other trivial things like waking up tomorrow and not being slaves. Basically, it’s tomato and tomahto. One thing that seems to be a constant for fighters throughout time, though, seems to be the treatment of cauliflower ear, as Manhattan’s Dr. Jeffrey Levine has discovered evidence of cauliflower ear treatment on the Ancient Roman statue, “Boxer at Rest.”
While it’s obviously no secret that men have been fighting for the entertainment of others for thousands of years, ...
Nymphomaniac teaser video: Shia Labeouf tries to do British accent (1 фото + 1 видео)
Yew sound loik yow from Lawndawn! Yesterday brought us the latest (NSFW) still from Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac, and today we have a teaser clip from the same “chapter,” which is called “Jerome.” It details young Joe – Charlotte Gainsbourg’s character, the younger version of whom is played by Stacy Martin – and her sexual encounter with dopey oaf Shia Labeouf and his weird combover. In this clip, he gets to try out his English accent! (I think?) Doing sex scenes, speaking in a British accent… Shia’s really making a play for “serious actor” status here. I heard he also wanted to wear Holocaust pajamas and play the cello but was overruled. “So Lars, I was really thinking my character should speak in iambic pentameter–no wait, hear me out….”
Yew sound loik yow from Lawndawn! Yesterday brought us the latest (NSFW) still from Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac, and today we have a teaser clip from the same “chapter,” which is called “Jerome.
Singing Happy Birthday Makes Cake Better, Says Science (1 фото + 1 видео)
SH*T JUST GOT REAL. The study, published in the upcoming issue of the journal Psychological Science, finds that the ritual of singing before eating a slice of cake, or any other dessert, increases one’s appreciation of the treat. The result is that the food ends up tasting better, at least in our minds. The “Happy Birthday to You” song hasn’t even been around for 100 years, though the Guinness World Records does call it the most recognizable song in the English language. So, is it the song itself or the ritual? University of Minnesota psychologist Kathleen Vohs found that this ritual even extends beyond singing to include such practices as how one opens a candy bar wrapper. (via The Sideshow) Yes, folks, somebody used science to prove, “if you want food, you’ll like having the food.” Hey Psychological Science, I used my bathroom this morning to prove that taking a dump is a more satisfying experience when your ass is full of sh*t, and you aren’t trying to squeeze out air bubbles. Put me in your magazine! If that’s not good enough, I’ve compiled a second study: cake tastes better when it’s free. Proof:
SH*T JUST GOT REAL. The study, published in the upcoming issue of the journal Psychological Science, finds that the ritual of singing before eating a slice of cake, or any other dessert, ...
Drunk Amy Poehler Explained Billy Joel's Whole Career (8 фото)
I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows. All of your misdeeds have been forgiven, after a delightfully drunk Amy Poehler went on Hollywood Game Night and proceeded to explain the existence of Billy Joel. And curl Maya Rudolph’s hair. And playfully flirt with Jane Lynch. But back to Joel, he of the world’s greatest photo. I guess there’s a game on Hollywood called “How Do You Doo?” (painfully, thank you), in which contestants have to substitute the lyrics of songs with the non-word “doo.” Rudolph, as well as Jason Sudeikis and Sean Hayes, were pros, the kind of players you’d want on your charades team. Poehler, though, you’d still want her on your team, but only to make yourself look better (except literally).
I take back all the mean stuff I’ve said about you, NBC, especially about your game and reality shows.
4Chan, Reddit Got iPad Jerk Booted From Gym (2 фото)
The kind of people who take their iPad to the gym deserve the level of comeuppance that 4Chan and Reddit gave to an asshole who took pictures of his fellow gym rats and taunted them on Facebook. I know being forced to watch ESPN’s HOT SPORTS TAKES WITH SKIP BAYLESS EXCLAMATION POINT can be maddening, but c’mon dude. According to the Daily Dot, “An iPad-wielding Australian man has been banned from his local gym after he covertly captured photos of patrons working out…The unidentified jerk from Queensland, the second-largest state in Australia, was kicked out after 4chan and Reddit users posted screengrabs of the man’s Facebook activity.”
The kind of people who take their iPad to the gym deserve the level of comeuppance that 4Chan and Reddit gave to an asshole who took pictures of his fellow gym rats and taunted them on Facebook.
Craigslist Ad Asks If Anyone's Seen Soldier's Dog (2 фото)
We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing. Washington-based serviceman Brandon Harker returned from a nine-month tour of Afghanistan to find out that his friend, who was trusted with looking after Harker’s dog Oakley, had given the pup away on Craigslist. According to Harker, via the Examiner, “My friend just said they got rid of him…They never gave me any other explanation. He would say, ‘I don’t know who we gave him to’ and ‘I don’t know their phone number’.” He’s taken to Craigslist to retrieve the adorable two-year-old Labrador retriever. I just recently returned from a 9 month deployment. And upon arrival back into the area I found out my yellow Labrador retriever was either given away or sold while I was gone. I was told this happened in May, but it could have happened anytime from February till June. He is good with kids and other dogs. He has a unique coat, on his face he has spots of a darker yellow (champagne) he also has spots of the same color going down his sides and legs. If anyone has any information on this and can help me please do. I am just trying to get him back to me since he was wrongfully given away or sold with out my permission while I was deployed. I will also be able to verify the dog is mine because he is micro-chipped and registered to me. Once again thank you to everyone who sees this and tries to help. If you could spread the word about this issues that would be great as well. Let’s find this man’s dog, and arrest his so-called friend for treason.
We must break away from our regularly scheduled funny Craigslist ad post to talk about one that’s incredibly depressing.
'Operation Last Chance' Wants These 10 Still Alive Nazis (8 фото)
Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things. For more information, consult your local Hogan’s Heroes rerun. Once you’re back, you’ll be in the mood for some NAZI HUNTING, which is exactly what the Simon Wiesenthal Centre wants. Some 2,000 posters popped up yesterday in Berlin, Hamburg and Cologne, offering a €25,000 [or $33,190] reward for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of Nazi war criminals. It marks the latest push by the Simon Wiesenthal Centre to locate as-yet unconvicted Third Reich war criminals. The impetus for the campaign, dubbed “Operation Last Chance”, was the Munich trial of former SS guard John Demjanjuk for war crimes at the Sobibor camp in occupied Poland. Though he died last year before his conviction was finalised, it marked a watershed in Nazi trials. In previous decades, German authorities had refused to open an investigation without concrete proof of a specific Nazi-era crime – often a difficult task given the regime’s industrial killing machine. But now German authorities have indicated a willingness to lower the legal hurdle to prosecutions, thus expanding the pool – if diluting the seniority – of potential Third Reich perpetrators still at large. (Via) Here are their 10 most wanted Nazis.
Nazis are more than just people who care way too much about grammar — they’re also real, live humans who once did terrible, terrible things.
A 'Fox & Friends' Anchor Made Trick Shot Titus Cry (1 видео)
A few things: 1) Toddler basketball prodigy Trick Shot Titus is my dude. He had a YouTube video that blew up, and since then he’s been making the rounds on talk shows and such, just raining buckets and looking adorable. No one speaks ill of him in front of me. NO ONE. 2) I haven’t ruled out the possibility that he has acquired the talent of an NBA player via laser or magic basketball. 3) He appeared on Fox & Friends this morning to put on one of his patented shooting demonstrOH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LITTLE VEST AND TIE LIKE HE’S A TINY BUSINESSMAN OR SOMETHING. 4) After he hit eight shots in a row, Fox & Friends anchor Brian Kilmeade retrieved the bouncing basketball and lobbed it to him, and the ball hit him in the face and made him cry. 5) Brian Kilmeade is history’s greatest monster.
A few things: 1) Toddler basketball prodigy Trick Shot Titus is my dude. He had a YouTube video that blew up, and since then he’s been making the rounds on talk shows and such, ...
Fox News Drew A Hitler Mustache On Latest Rolling Stone Cover (1 фото + 1 видео)
Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star. Some people think it’s just a cheap ploy to sell magazines and others think there’s some real journalistic merit to putting him on the cover. Well, Fox News is definitely in the former category. Thursday night on The Five, Greg Gutfeld — who somehow still gets to rant on national television — had some choice words about the cover. He actually made some good points by talking about the article itself being more of a glorification piece than anything really in-depth. Then, of course, Gutfeld took it a step farther by drawing a Hitler mustache and devil horns on the cover. Sigh. In the battle between Fox News and Rolling Stone, it’s pretty clear that we will all end up losing in the end.
Much has been made about the new Rolling Stone cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev looking like a badass rock star.
4 Unseen Characters Who Need To Be Cast (5 фото)
If Parks and Recreation is ending after its next season, the show’s sixth, then it’s sure as hell going to use as much of NBC’s money as possible. Just this week alone, creator Michael Schur announced that a nice, little chunk of the budget will be spent on guest stars Heidi Klum, as a small-town Denmark mayor, and Henry Winkler, who will play Jean-Ralphio’s dad. And before that, Leslie Knope’s new Eagleton rival, Kristen Bell. This news is (not) the WOOOOOOOORST. Don’t stop now, Ken Tremendous, continue with your casting revelations. After the jump, we have suggestions for who should play two of Parks‘ occasionally mentioned, but never seen characters, as well as other similar ideas from eight different shows.
If Parks and Recreation is ending after its next season, the show’s sixth, then it’s sure as hell going to use as much of NBC’s money as possible.
Aubrey Plaza's 15 Best Non-April Ludgate GIFs (17 фото)
It has unintentionally turned into Aubrey Plaza week around here, what with all the GQ swimsuit spreads, live-action Darias, and masturbation chats. And what better way to keep the party going than with a definitive collection (disclaimer: this collection is in no way definitive) of GIFs real-life April Ludgate has contributed to web culture over the years. Also: a way too convenient excuse for me to continue to enjoy the divisiveness she creates in the comments. Speaking of April, we cover her plenty around here, and since this week has been all about Aubrey Plaza "the actress" and not her iconic people-hating Parks character, none of these GIFs are set in Pawnee, Indiana. Prepare to be charmed by animated disaffection.
It has unintentionally turned into Aubrey Plaza week around here, what with all the GQ swimsuit spreads, live-action Darias, and masturbation chats.
Wolverine Vs. Video Games: A Retrospective (5 фото)
The Wolverine is hitting theaters tomorrow, and amazingly, there is no tie-in game. We say "amazingly" because Wolverine has a lengthy, lengthy history of being in video games. In fact, he's been on consoles since the NES days. But while he's been a part of some truly great games with his fellow X-Men, his solo outings have been... less than spectacular, sometimes. Here's a look back at Wolvie's solo titles; we hope his emotions have a healing factor. For the sake of not writing a book, we stuck solely to solo titles; Wolverine has not only been in literally every X-Men video game, he's often the default character. Besides, Cyclops gets shown up enough.
The Wolverine is hitting theaters tomorrow, and amazingly, there is no tie-in game. We say "amazingly" because Wolverine has a lengthy, lengthy history of being in video games.
'47 Ronin' Is Basically 'Lord Of The Rings', But Japanese (1 фото + 1 видео)
Imagine, if you will, a movie about the Alamo that features a Bollywood actor with a steampunk missile launcher killing Mexican cyborg assassins, led by a ninja who’s really an alien. That’s pretty much what 47 Ronin is doing to a Japanese national legend, much to the amusement of the Japanese. It’s kind of a shame, actually, because this looks pretty good for what it is: A big-budget version of a high-fantasy wuxia movie, only with all the pretentious trappings Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon made mandatory dumped in favor of CGI. OK, so it doesn’t look like a classic, but that said…
Imagine, if you will, a movie about the Alamo that features a Bollywood actor with a steampunk missile launcher killing Mexican cyborg assassins, led by a ninja who’s really an alien.
Supercut Video: All Of Hugh Jackman's Screaming As The Wolverine (2 фото + 1 видео)
The Wolverine opens tomorrow, and one thing we’re certain to see is plenty of Hugh Jackman screaming. Over the past 13 years, Hugh Jackman has scowled and screamed and SNIKT’d his way through seven movies as Wolverine if you include the not-yet-released X-Men: Days Of Future Past and The Wolverine. Six movies if you pretend X-Men Origins: Wolverine never happened. Yeah. Six movies. Let’s stick with that. Now Abraham Riesman at Vulture has compiled a supercut which documents the full extent of Hugh Jackman’s frequent screaming as the Wolverine. Check out Vulture’s evidence below, with a welcome surprise at the end.
The Wolverine opens tomorrow, and one thing we’re certain to see is plenty of Hugh Jackman screaming.
'The Wolverine' Should Have Had Less Ambition (3 фото)
The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming. But rather in terms of how brutal it’s willing to be, and how much it lets Hugh Jackman play to his strengths. Unfortunately, the third act throws ninjas and a giant robot at us, and nearly derails the whole thing. It’s a familiar plot, mind you; a tough guy, stuck in a foreign land, struggling with his past decisions, and discovering the means to move on and some asses to kick. It’s a sturdy form, though, and it’s perfectly suited for the strengths of its lead.
The Wolverine is a surprising movie in some respects. Not in terms of the plot; there’s pretty much nothing in this movie that you won’t see coming.
Fox News Hits New Low With Reza Aslan Interview (1 фото + 1 видео)
f Fox News‘ new strategy is to cover their ears and scream, “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALA” at their invited guests, they’re doing a bang up job. The home of the World’s Loudest Opinions continued their shame spiral toward their inevitable future on Friday during a chat with scholar Reza Aslan, the author of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth. For you see, Aslan is a Muslim, so why would HE be interested in Christianity. That was an actual question. “You’re a Muslim, so why did you write a book about the founder of Christianity?” asked Lauren Green, to which Aslan replied, “Well, to be clear, I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one in the New Testament, and fluency in biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity for two decades, who also just happens to be a Muslim.” “Yeah, well,” Green was thinking, “I have a Jewish friend.” (No, she doesn’t.) It only gets worse and worse the longer it goes on, culminating with Green accusing Aslan, who increasingly takes the tone of an exasperated parent explaining something obvious to their child, of never disclosing he’s a Muslim. Um, no: “Ma’am, the second page of my book says I’m a Muslim. Every single interview I have ever done on TV or in print says I’m a Muslim.” At no point does Fox News realize the irony of persecuting someone over their religion in a discussion about Jesus, and everyone is now dumber.
f Fox News‘ new strategy is to cover their ears and scream, “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALA” at their invited guests, they’re doing a bang up job.
DJ Khaled Proposed to Nicki Minaj And Was Actually Serious [VIDEO] (1 видео)
In a bizarre move that’s actually not close enough to his album dropping to be considered just a publicity stunt, DJ Khaled proposed to Nicki Minaj on video. Except Minaj wasn’t even there. In an interview with MTV News, Khaled “I love you, I like you. I want you, I want you to be mine.” Khaled then explained why he was on TV doing this. “I’m at MTV because it’s a worldwide network,” he said. “Why am I not telling you this face to face? Because I understand that you’re busy.” Oh. Skype wasn’t an option, boo? Then he brought out the big guns — and a big rock. “I’ma be honest with you, I wanna marry you. “Nicki Minaj, will you marry me?” Khaled swears he’s serious. “We got the same symptoms, we both suffer from success. You’re out touring, you hustle, you make music — you’re winning. I understand,” he said emphatically. “That’s You need a man like me in your life that’s gonna take care of you and respect you.” Oh boy. The camera cuts away for a split second and Khaled concedes, “You gotta take the time to think about it, I understand … I want your fans to know, my fans to know, my family, your family,” he stammered, “that I want to marry you.” (Doesn’t the fact that “fans” preceded “family” sort of reek of thirst, though?) “I worked hard to get this ring,” he added, perhaps thinking a dose of guilt would trick the former ‘American Idol’ judge into thinking she owes him something. “A year ago I wanted to tell you,” Khaled added. “On the ‘Take It to the Head’ video … things got better for me. I was preparing for this,” he said, pointing to the bling. “Nicki Minaj … will you marry me?” We’re gonna speak for Minaj and say probably not. She did retweet a post including the video but has yet to actually respond. She’s been openly dating Safaree Samuels for a while and has never been too desperate for press, so we’re gonna call this a wash.
In a bizarre move that’s actually not close enough to his album dropping to be considered just a publicity stunt, DJ Khaled proposed to Nicki Minaj on video. Except Minaj wasn’t even there.
Gaga Goes Dark and Makeup Free as an Old Lana Del Rey Song Surfaces (1 фото + 1 видео)
A Lana Del Ray song from four years ago leaked this week, and the track takes aim at Lady Gaga — but Mother Monster is too busy dying her hair black and being fierce and makeup free to notice. The song, titled ‘So Legit,’ throws serious shade at Gaga (real name: Stefani Germanotta) for going mainstream, with lyrics like, “You’re looking like a man / You’re talking like a baby / How the f– is your song in a coke commercial, crazy? / I don’t get it / Your taste once exquisite” If anyone was confused about who the song was talking about, Gaga’s fellow New York native then croons, “Stefani, you suck I know you’re selling 20 million / Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg” / “Oh girl, I see you walking round in your pearls / Thinking that you’re number one / You’re so funny / Cause honey you’re not” And just to drive the point home, she finishes with, “What happened to Brooklyn? / What happened to the scene / Baby, have we all gone Gaga crazy?” But if Gaga is feeling the burn, you’d never know. She seems pretty preoccupied gearing up for the release of her album ARTPOP, being the highest paid celeb under 30, posing nude for V Magazine, and — as you can see above — going fresh-faced for photos (rocking newly dark hair, to boot). Take a Listen:
A Lana Del Ray song from four years ago leaked this week, and the track takes aim at Lady Gaga — but Mother Monster is too busy dying her hair black and being fierce and makeup free to notice.
William and Kate Had a Royal Baby, Look at All the Shrugs We Give (10 фото)
So Prince William and his wifey Kate Middleton had a baby this week, and it was kind of a big deal for, like, everyone. It’s not just a regular baby, guys — it’s a royal baby. And sure, he’s cute and all, but wake us up from our boredom-nap when you guys give birth to dragons like the Khaleesi on ‘Game of Thrones.’ (Now that’s some royal business we can get behind.) But anyway, yeah. The royals had a baby, and for every person who was excited, there were at least 10 who couldn’t have cared less (a few of them around here). If you’re one of them, enjoy the indifferent shrugs below.
So Prince William and his wifey Kate Middleton had a baby this week, and it was kind of a big deal for, like, everyone. It’s not just a regular baby, guys — it’s a royal baby.
Meet Rafe Spall, the British Star of ‘I Give it a Year’ (6 фото)
There’s a great little romantic comedy that you might have heard people buzzing about — it’s called ‘I Give it a Year,’ and while the entire cast is simply aces, we’ve got to hand it to the leading cutie pie Rafe Spall, who delivers some extra swoon-factor. In ‘I Give it a Year,’ Spall portrays a playful guy married to a more serious, career-driven wife. No one thinks it will last, especially when both of them wind up meeting people who are perfect for them. It’s a fun, unexpected twist on the romantic comedy genre, and Spall proves he can play the swoony leading man, no problem. And damn, guys, he’s really cute. You can catch ‘I Give it a Year’ via most cable OnDemand services or rent it on iTunes. You won’t regret it. Spall has also appeared in ‘The Life of Pi’ and ‘Prometheus,’ and appears with Rachel Weisz in the upcoming stage play ‘Betrayal.’ He’s not quite a big deal in the acting world just yet, but his star is definitely on the rise, and you’ll be seeing a lot more of this guy pretty soon.
There’s a great little romantic comedy that you might have heard people buzzing about — it’s called ‘I Give it a Year,’ and while the entire cast is simply aces, ...
Damian Lewis, the Hunk from ‘Homeland’ (7 фото)
Whoever said redheads aren’t cute clearly never saw a picture of Damian Lewis — because that statement is simply inaccurate. The actor and star of Showtime’s ‘Homeland‘ is seriously hot. On the hit series ‘Homeland,’ Damian Lewis plays Nicholas Brody, a former marine who goes rogue when he’s kidnapped by terrorists and turns on his, uh, homeland. He spends the first two seasons trying to outsmart a sexy but mentally unstable CIA agent, played by Claire Danes, before the two end up working together because apparently USA means nothing to this dude, but having bonkers sex with Claire Danes is totally worth some honor. Lewis is a British actor, which you might never know if you only saw him on ‘Homeland’ — his American accent is perfect. He also starred in the recently-released British indie crime comedy ‘The Sweeney,’ and he played another military man on the HBO mini-series ‘Band of Brothers.’ Up next, you can catch Lewis in the new ‘Romeo and Juliet’ movie, in which he plays Lord Capulet, Juliet’s daddy.
Whoever said redheads aren’t cute clearly never saw a picture of Damian Lewis — because that statement is simply inaccurate. The actor and star of Showtime’s ‘Homeland‘ is seriously hot.
Cat Reacts to Seeing Owner After Six Months (1 видео)
This pretty much sums up the love/hate relationship all cat owners have with their pets. Specifically, we love them, and they hate us. This is the typical cat’s reaction to its owner going on leave for six months. We think it’s probably pretty accurate. Stupid jerk cats, why must you torment us so?
This pretty much sums up the love/hate relationship all cat owners have with their pets. Specifically, we love them, and they hate us.
Literal Listicles Is the Greatest New Tumblr (4 фото)
There are literally three signs you’re into math, and here they are. Literal Listicles is a new Tumblr quickly gaining popularity — over 2,500 followers in two days. It’s not hard to understand why; we are inundated with listicles, and the world is hungry for a send-up. The Tumblr was created by comedian Scott Eckert (the genius behind Sandy Kenyon Reviews the World, which you should really check out if you missed that boat), and is exactly what is promised in the name — literal listicles. Here are a few of our favorites, but be sure to go to Literal Listicles and check out the rest, because they are so, so good.
There are literally three signs you’re into math, and here they are. Literal Listicles is a new Tumblr quickly gaining popularity — over 2,500 followers in two days.
11 Ridiculous Comment Cards You’ll Wish Were for You (11 фото)
If you’ve ever held some sort of customer service position, you know it can be incredibly trying, to say the least. Whether you’ve been a waiter, bartender or even a stylist, getting feedback on comment cards is just part of the ole job. While some notes can be harsh, according to our Instagram findings, a decent amount are actually really helpful. Seriously, who wouldn’t want to know Grumpy Cat’s a fan of their pizza? Or get compliments from Space Cat? Check out even more awesome comment card responses below.
If you’ve ever held some sort of customer service position, you know it can be incredibly trying, to say the least.
Check Out This Awesome ‘Daria’ Trailer Starring Aubrey Plaza (1 видео)
Who better to play jaded ’90s cartoon character Daria than Aubrey Plaza; after all the grumpy malcontent is her wheelhouse. We only wish this movie were real, and not just a video for College Humor. Then we could openly admit that our parents didn’t let us watch MTV so we’ve actually only seen two episodes of the show … but at least we’ve seen the movie! That would work, right?
Who better to play jaded ’90s cartoon character Daria than Aubrey Plaza; after all the grumpy malcontent is her wheelhouse. We only wish this movie were real, and not just a video for College Humor.
Experience A Glorious Mash-Up Of Beats, Movies & Melody (1 фото + 2 видео)
West Australian producer and remix artist Nick Bertke aka Pogo has stunned us with his ability to take snippets of films and craft them into lush audio soundscapes with amazing visuals to match. His artworks which he modestly describes as mashups span everything from Pixar to Pulp Fiction. His creations take weeks of meticulous planning and editing and as you can see, the results are a sight (and sound) to behold. I’ve seen many agencies now try to copy what it is we do, but their failure is always in the assumption that it’s a formula to be mimicked and not an artwork that in fact took many weeks of craft and musical composition. The result of that assumption is generally nothing more than a messy, meaningless edit with neither soul nor sense that was probably formulated by 20 board members in an afternoon. Proof that you really do get out what you put in. See him rework Lord Of The Rings & turn Pulp Fiction into a sonic melting pot of gloriousness.
West Australian producer and remix artist Nick Bertke aka Pogo has stunned us with his ability to take snippets of films and craft them into lush audio soundscapes with amazing visuals to match.
Bold And Colourful Artworks From The Streets Of India (19 фото)
India, home to some 1,200,000,000 people is a true melting pot of the world. Rich and poor, educated and illiterate, pristine penthouses and expansive slums it is a country that sums up the best and worst of ourselves in many ways. One of the great wonders of the world The Taj Mahal serves as a stunning example of beauty and art colliding in unison. Yet amongst India’s crowded suburbs in some of the poorest areas in the country, art still thrives breathing vitality, life and colour into the community. Here’s 19 artworks and street murals from around India that highlight that art isn’t solely about what your see on a tourist map, sometimes the best way to experience a country’s culture is to go off the beaten track and find a few gems of your own.
India, home to some 1,200,000,000 people is a true melting pot of the world. Rich and poor, educated and illiterate, ...
Extraordinary Photos Document 40 Years On The London Tube (50 фото)
If asked to describe the London Underground, the majority of commuters would use words like “dirty” “cramped” “sweaty” and “usually late” to summaries one of the institutions of British culture. But there’s more to London’s dark tunnels of congestion and dust than meets the eye – you can thank documentary photographer Bob Mazzer for that. During the 1970′s and into the 1980′s, like many he spent virtually every day traversing the train lines and ‘minding the gap’. But unlike most commuters who were solely focused on getting from A to B, he used his time to photograph and document a side of British culture rarely seen or celebrated. “You don’t think you are starting a project, but one day you look back over your recent pictures and there are a dozen connected images, and you realise it is the beginning of a project – and then you fall in love with it. For a while in the eighties, I lived with my father in Manor House and worked as a protectionist at a porn cinema in Kings Cross. It was called The Office Cinema, so guys could call their wives and say, ‘I’m still at the office.’” Every day, I travelled to Kings Cross and back. Coming home late at night, it was like a party and I felt the tube was mine and I was there to take pictures.” His evocative images showcase a society brimming with all manner of unique individuals, from punks to drunks, models to housewives, blue-collar workers to religious zealots, from chain smokers craving that nicotine fix, to lovers craving each other and pretty much everything in between. See Bob’s latest adventures over on his Flickr profile.
If asked to describe the London Underground, the majority of commuters would use words like “dirty” “cramped” “sweaty” and “usually late” to summaries one of the institutions of British culture.
Here’s A Collection Of Kooky Vintage Smoking Devices | So Bad So Good (6 фото)
If you feel like killing yourself slowly and expensively, smoking is a good option. In short, it’s a really bad idea, but when it comes to these odd and kooky inventions the reverse is true. Designed in an era long before lung cancer lawsuits and an admission that passive smoking and smoking in general is extremely damaging, these devices were created with the affluent smoker in mind. There’s cigarette holders that bizarrely span several meters, allow you to smoke twice as many in half time, some even push smoke above your head away from any high society conversations you might be having.Yes there’s even a smoking device catering to couple who love their nicotine and tar fix. But probably the most amusing is the “all weather” cigarette holder, complete with a tiny umbrella so that no matter what the conditions you can continue to puff away. Unless you find yourself anywhere near even the remotest gust of wind.
If you feel like killing yourself slowly and expensively, smoking is a good option. In short, it’s a really bad idea, but when it comes to these odd and kooky inventions the reverse is true.
What Does Your Handwriting Reveal About Your Personality? (2 фото)
‘Graphology’ is known as ‘the pseudoscientific study and analysis of handwriting’, forensic scientists & supporters of this method use it to decipher the personality and psychotic state of individuals. The basic premise is that your central nervous system is responsible for the way your muscles move and react when writing. Graphologists seek to evaluate the moment, form, consistency, quality and pattern generated by your stroke and then use that as a basis for psychological interpretation. In theory it can provide a snapshot into the mind of individuals who many have written suicide notes or death threats – to serve as validation of their genuineness. But is it scientifically accurate? Or down to the wild interpretations of a few? There’s 3 unique interpretations of graphology, they are known as the holistic approach, the integrative approach and finally the symbolic approach. But what is the difference between each? Integrative Graphology is less interpretative and more analytical. It looks for common themes such as a cluster of stroke formations, how close the words are spaced, how tall the capital letters are etc to score a specific personality trait. Holistic Graphology is a little more free-flowing, it looks at individual traits, such as legibility but doesn’t assigned specific meanings to them. Instead the traits of someones handwriting are taken into account based on the overall context of the page. And finally, Symbolic Analysis takes a metaphorical view of handwriting – it’s probably the most vague of all, assigning the shape and form of words to some kind of trauma or event. For example John Wayne’s autograph highlights a darkened area that has been interpreted as representing his lung cancer. Who is to say whether that is right or wrong? Whether you believe the ‘science’ or not, it is still unquestionable a fascinating area to explore. It turns out when it comes to your own handwriting, whilst its distinct to you, there are universal traits hidden inside the written word that define who you are. Here’s a few examples, have a look and tell us if you agree…
‘Graphology’ is known as ‘the pseudoscientific study and analysis of handwriting’, forensic scientists & supporters of this method use it to decipher the personality and psychotic state of...
30 Historical Photographs That Will Shock & Amaze You (30 фото)
Those who don’t know history are destined to repeat it – Edmund Burke In an era where every product is disposable, where the news cycle operates in 30 sec sound bytes and where your status update is instantly forgotten as quickly as it was to posted, it’s easy to forget the past. But by ignoring history, our capacity to understand who we are and how to avoid our previous mistakes is diminished. That’s why we’re posting these images for you today, 30 unique moments from around the world that powerfully (and sometimes playfully) define our actions, values & thoughts over the past 100 years.
Those who don’t know history are destined to repeat it – Edmund Burke In an era where every product is disposable, ...
3D Printing In Your House Is As Unhealthy As Smoking (3 фото)
Well, that’s going to put some sand on a few fires. A scientific journal studied the byproducts of 3D printing and discovered that, amazingly, melting plastic in your house might be killing you. 3D printing isn’t actually a new technology, per se. There are similar processes done in industrial environments. The difference is your house probably isn’t inspected by OSHA, so as your 3D printer farts out spatulas and Yoda figurines and guns, it’s also farting out ultra-fine particles. And that’s bad news. UFPs deposit efficiently in both the pulmonary and alveolar regions of the lung, as well as in head airways. Deposition in head airways can also lead to translocation to the brain via the olfactory nerve… Several recent epidemiological studies have also shown that elevated UFP number concentrations are associated with adverse health effects, including total and cardio-respiratory mortality, hospital admissions for stroke, and asthma symptoms. In other words, you might be depositing chunks of plastic on your brain and in your lungs. Chunks of plastic that bring along something nastier and, even if they don’t, can still kill you anyway. Man, at least smoking might get you a denim jacket or something. This is a problem that can be solved pretty simply, fortunately enough, by wearing facemasks and properly ventilating the area, but it does illustrate that the 3D printing revolution has a long way to go before we’ve got one of these in every apartment. Now we settle, and wait for the inevitable lawsuit.
Well, that’s going to put some sand on a few fires. A scientific journal studied the byproducts of 3D printing and discovered that, amazingly, melting plastic in your house might be killing you.
Matt Damon Fights The Power In The First Clip From 'Elysium' (2 фото + 3 видео)
Sony has released the first clip and two featurettes for Elysium, the second film from District 9 writer/director Neill Blomkamp. In the first video below, Matt Damon tries to deal with a bureaucratic robot who extends his parole and offers him pills to quell his human sarcasm. Ironically, we’d like to tell Sony to stop putting distracting hashtags on the screen for the entire duration of their clip, but we’d end up stuck in a hellish phone tree of an automated customer service system. The other two videos are featurettes about the droids of Elysium and the exoskeleton Damon wears to increase his strength and speed. Matt Damon describes the droids as “your worst kind of bureaucracy nightmare”. Definitely not the droids we’re looking for. Check out the videos below along with a new The Social Network-style poster. You don’t make 251,200 enemies without raiding an idyllic space station.
Sony has released the first clip and two featurettes for Elysium, the second film from District 9 writer/director Neill Blomkamp.
'Simpsons' Comic Book Guy Guide To Being Worst. Nerd. Ever. (32 фото)
Now that San Diego Comic-Con has come and gone for another year, it's time for us to look back and say: the hell was that? Comic-Con isn't without its charms — the TV and movie panels can occasionally be illuminating and funny, the costumes are a pleasant distraction, and there's, y'know, all those actual, honest-to-Jebus comics — but it's also maddening and smothering and comically over the top, without any sense of irony. And then there's the comic book guys, whom are the meaty sweaty arm pits of the Nerd world. Essentially, Nerd culture is made up of these people. We love them. But at the same time...they're really gross. A demonstration? Scroll down.
Now that San Diego Comic-Con has come and gone for another year, it's time for us to look back and say: the hell was that?
VIDEO: Patton Oswalt's First Acting Gig In A Student Loan Infomercial (1 фото + 1 видео)
A former comedian turned counselor JC Shakespeare uploaded a video to YouTube this weekend. In it, he and three other performers — including a 19-year-old Patton Oswalt — do stand-up as part of an infomercial on student loans in 1990. Shakespeare says, “This was my first paid gig as an actor, and perhaps it was for Patton as well. Patton had the tenacity and persistence to work his butt off (I didn’t), and I have immense respect for how far his talent and hard work have taken him.” Oswalt quickly confirmed what we could already tell: it was him. In a snazzy sweater vest, no less. He adds that it was his first acting gig, for which he was paid $300.
A former comedian turned counselor JC Shakespeare uploaded a video to YouTube this weekend. In it, ...
How An Adorable Redditor Became The Internet's Favorite Fake Porn Star (9 фото)
Now for the story of an attractive Redditor who attended a porn convention, sat down at an empty booth, and became the internet's favorite fake porn star overnight. It all began when Redditor "radicallay" attended the Exxxotica convention at the Chicago Rosemont (in my experience attractive women not in the industry swarm porn conventions). There she noticed an empty booth and sat down to take a load off (not literal phrasing, you guys), which started a chain of events that led to her sharing this message with r/funny: "So I found a deserted booth at a porn convention and sat down. Soon a bunch of people started approaching me for pics and now I'm getting random tags from strangers on Facebook." As you may have guessed people took notice, and then the following NSFW-ishness happened...
Now for the story of an attractive Redditor who attended a porn convention, sat down at an empty booth, and became the internet's favorite fake porn star overnight.
'47 Ronin' Is Basically 'Lord Of The Rings', But Japanese (1 фото + 1 видео)
Imagine, if you will, a movie about the Alamo that features a Bollywood actor with a steampunk missile launcher killing Mexican cyborg assassins, led by a ninja who’s really an alien. That’s pretty much what 47 Ronin is doing to a Japanese national legend, much to the amusement of the Japanese. It’s kind of a shame, actually, because this looks pretty good for what it is: A big-budget version of a high-fantasy wuxia movie, only with all the pretentious trappings Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon made mandatory dumped in favor of CGI. OK, so it doesn’t look like a classic, but that said…
Imagine, if you will, a movie about the Alamo that features a Bollywood actor with a steampunk missile launcher killing Mexican cyborg assassins, led by a ninja who’s really an alien.
'Assassin's Creed IV' Continues To Look Damn Good In The Latest Video (1 фото + 1 видео)
A couple weeks ago we brought you a nice, meaty video walkthrough of Assassin’s Creed IV’s new open world, and it was pretty impressive! The game’s world looks far more seamless than the segmented, loading-screen packed world of Assassin’s Creed III. Well, Ubisoft has just released another, even longer (as in, over 13-minutes) look at the world of Assassin’s Creed IV. Buckle you swashes and hit the jump for the video…
A couple weeks ago we brought you a nice, meaty video walkthrough of Assassin’s Creed IV’s new open world, and it was pretty impressive!
Aubrey Plaza Explains Her Recent Masturbation Scene (1 фото + 1 видео)
When Aubrey Plaza started at Parks and Recreation, she was a pretty regular-looking woman with a deadpan delivery. She was funny, but I don’t remember many people swooning over her (UPDATE: New Aubrey Plaza GQ spread and trolling interview). It’s amazing how a little time changes things. Now, Plaza is a certified sex symbol. Maybe she’s the leading symbol of how “regular-looking women” are becoming more popular for men. Who knows. I just know I personally love her. And when she talks about a masturbation scene from her upcoming movie, The To-Do List, people listen. Dear brilliant movie execs, save all of your money on preview clips and trailers. Just play this clip and go sell some damn tickets. While you’re at it, get Conan a Pulitzer for asking these important questions.
When Aubrey Plaza started at Parks and Recreation, she was a pretty regular-looking woman with a deadpan delivery.
Aubrey Plaza Got In A Bikini For GQ And Gave A Troll-y Interview (2 фото + 1 видео)
As we’re all aware, Aubrey Plaza is all over the place as an interview subject. For every riveting masturbation scene discussion there’s being the most awkward person alive on Ellen. The great thing for us is every installment is entertaining as hell, even if the same can’t be said for her interviewers. And with The To-Do List opening Friday she’s out everywhere promoting, presenting various weird and oddly charming/attractive versions of herself to interviewers and audiences alike. Here are some exceptionally troll-y highlights from when she recently hung out with GQ’s Mark Byrne in a small town in upstate New York where she was shooting a movie. On why she’d be behaving that evening:
As we’re all aware, Aubrey Plaza is all over the place as an interview subject. For every riveting masturbation scene discussion there’s being the most awkward person alive on Ellen.
The Huge Differences Between a 16th Birthday in 1984 & 2013 (2 фото)
It’s hard to believe that the classic John Hughes movie ‘Sixteen Candles’ came out nearly thirty years ago. With its anniversary rapidly approaching, we thought it would be fun to take a look at the differences between the sweet sixteen presents in 1984 compared to the gifts now, in 2013. If it makes you feel any better, I own a pair of Zubaz pants.
It’s hard to believe that the classic John Hughes movie ‘Sixteen Candles’ came out nearly thirty years ago.
Reporter Thinks Cause of Car Accident Was a Giant Penis in the Road (1 видео)
When a reporter, news anchor or weatherman uses a touchscreen on live television, anything can happen. We’re not entirely sure what this reporter was thinking – but we know what was on her mind. The traffic.
When a reporter, news anchor or weatherman uses a touchscreen on live television, anything can happen. We’re not entirely sure what this reporter was thinking – but we know what was on her mind.
‘Hunger Games’ Hottie Alexander Ludwig Poses Shirtless with a Puppy (8 фото)
All that talk of Peeta vs. Gale and who’s hotter and who should Katniss pick and blah blah blah — we seem to have forgotten about another sexy guy from the cast of ‘The Hunger Games’: Alexander Ludwig. Ludwig recently got rid of his pesky shirt and picked up an adorable puppy for a new photoshoot for Abercrombie & Fitch. And really, there are few things as gratifying as looking at a hot, shirtless guy as he holds a cute, furry little friend. This tells us many things. First, the removal of the shirt says, “Hey, I’m comfortable getting naked,” which means he has confidence. Second, it says, “I am ripped. Look at this body and tell me I am lying.” (He is not.) And third, by holding a cute animal, he’s saying, “I am a sensitive man, and I like baby animals, which means I like babies. Say hello to your ovaries for me.” Ludwig played Cato, the male tribute from District 2 in the first ‘Hunger Games’ movie. Yeah, we’d fight to the death if we could hang out with this dude, too.
All that talk of Peeta vs. Gale and who’s hotter and who should Katniss pick and blah blah blah — we seem to have forgotten about another sexy guy from the cast of ‘The Hunger Games’: ...
Logan Lerman Is Such a Pretty Boy and He's Legally Cute (8 фото)
When you look at 21-year-old actor Logan Lerman, it’s hard not to have Michael Jackson’s ‘Pretty Young Thing’ pop into your head. (Go ahead. Try it. We’ll wait right here.) You probably recognize Logan Lerman from a ton of movies — the young actor is a rising star, and is finally starting to be taken seriously thanks to his role in last year’s ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower,’ in which he played depressed protagonist Charlie, whose new school friends help save his life. Makes you want to grab the tissues already, right? He’s also the star of the ‘Percy Jackson’ movies, based on the young adult novels, which are like Harry Potter, but with Greek mythology. The newest film, ‘Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters,’ hits theaters this August. Lerman got his start as a kid acting with Mel Gibson in both ‘The Patriot’ and ‘What Women Want,’ and has appeared in films like ‘Gamer,’ ‘The Three Musketeers,’ and the upcoming epic ‘Noah,’ from acclaimed director Darren Aronofsky. In his downtime, Lerman plays music (piano, guitar), and toys around for fun in a band with his former ‘Jack and Bobby’ co-star Dean Collins. Lerman says his band isn’t serious, but he does have one serious aspiration: to be the head of a movie studio someday. We’re good with that. Have you seen the dudes in charge of making movies? They could use a hot guy like Lerman around to improve the scenery.
When you look at 21-year-old actor Logan Lerman, it’s hard not to have Michael Jackson’s ‘Pretty Young Thing’ pop into your head. (Go ahead. Try it. We’ll wait right here.
Watch A Photographer Trick You Into Thinking One Image Is Four (1 фото + 1 видео)
This is the cover photo for Terrain, an album by Austrian band VLP. It seems fairly unremarkable at first; four images stitched into one. But look more closely… it’s not what you think. Shot by photographer Bela Borsodi, it’s actually an optical illusion; that’s one photograph, that uses forced perspective and color to trick you into thinking it’s four. Don’t believe us? Here’s the video showing the trickery as it comes together:
This is the cover photo for Terrain, an album by Austrian band VLP. It seems fairly unremarkable at first; four images stitched into one.
Actor Tom Hiddleston Has Classy British Style We Melt For (8 фото)
British actor Tom Hiddleston — you probably know him best as Loki, Thor’s brother and enemy in ‘Thor’ and ‘The Avengers‘ — is giving us a very sexy reason to watch comic book movies with his classy good looks from the other side of the pond. In ‘Thor’ and the upcoming sequel, ‘Thor: The Dark World,’ Tom Hiddleston plays Loki, a mischievous god and brother of the mighty Thor (Thor has that hammer, so). Loki is always up to no good, and in the new movie, set to hit theaters this November, he’s probably the most evil he’s ever been. But he’s deliciously evil! It’s hard to hate him when you look at his face. Hiddleston is a handsome devil, that’s for sure, with killer blue eyes and style for days. And if comic book movies aren’t your thing, you can check Hiddleston out in a number of other movies, including Woody Allen’s ‘Midnight in Paris’ (with Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody), in which he plays classic author F. Scott Fitzgerald, or in ‘The Deep Blue Sea’ (not the shark movie, but you should just watch that for fun anyway), where he’s a heartbreaking cad who crushes Rachel Weisz’s heart. It’s super sad and totally the kind of thing you’ll need to talk to some food about. In the meantime? Take a look and enjoy.
British actor Tom Hiddleston — you probably know him best as Loki, Thor’s brother and enemy in ‘Thor’ and ‘The Avengers‘ — is giving us a very sexy reason to watch comic book movies with his...
Jennifer Lawrence Fangirls Over Jeff Bridges: It’s AWESOME (1 фото + 1 видео)
Despite winning an Oscar earlier this year, Jennifer Lawrence still freaks out around other celebrities — this time when she ran into actor Jeff Bridges at San Diego Comic-Con on Saturday (July 20). At around the 2:25 mark in the video, a nervous and breathless J-Law is pushed toward Bridges — who’s giving an on-camera interview — and runs away because she doesn’t want to intrude. But then Jeff sees her and wants to say hello, so the reporter invites her to ask the actor a question. (Way to think on your feet, reporter dude!) Lawrence obliges, but not without stumbling — verbally, not physically this time — and then goes all fangirl on the ‘Big Lebowski’ star. It’s nothing short of adorable.
Despite winning an Oscar earlier this year, Jennifer Lawrence still freaks out around other celebrities — this time when she ran into actor Jeff Bridges at San Diego Comic-Con on Saturday (July 20).
Whales Almost Eat Divers in Insane Video (1 фото + 1 видео)
Ahhh, the ocean. So calm. So relaxing. So ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY ENORMOUS WHALES AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Thanks goodness these divers have friends to record their near-death experience, so that we can all watch this horrifying video. This is why we stay in the shallow water, where only sharks can get us. Good grief.
Ahhh, the ocean. So calm. So relaxing. So ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY ENORMOUS WHALES AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!