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Bryan Cranston Shared Video Of His Comic-Con Heisenberg Disguise (1 фото + 2 видео)
Bryan Cranston dropped by Letterman last night because he has some big thing coming up that I can’t place at the moment, and of course the topic of him strolling around the Comic-Con floor in a Heisenberg mask unbeknownst to fans came up. And now there’s video evidence of a bunch of people experiencing the encounter of a lifetime that they wouldn’t realize they had just experienced till much much later. Oh man do I wish I had been one of those lucky duped nerds. Here’s Cranston sharing clips and telling Dave how the whole thing went down in the most likable way humanly imaginable (because he’s Bryan Cranston).
Bryan Cranston dropped by Letterman last night because he has some big thing coming up that I can’t place at the moment, ...
Laker Love: 12 Photos Of Kobe Bryant & Pau Gasol Bro-mancing (12 фото)
Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol are great NBA players, functional teammates and, more importantly, tender huggers. Maybe it's the European connection that makes them more likely to embrace with heads rested on chests, hands interlocked and eyes meeting. Whatever the case, these guys love each other...and there's nothing wrong with that. Maybe Howard didn't fit in because he was a distant upright snuggler, who knows?
Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol are great NBA players, functional teammates and, more importantly, tender huggers.
8 Of The Most Cringeworthy Album Covers Ever (10 фото)
I doubt many of us can think "cringeworthy album covers" without thinking of Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling," and for the purposes of this collection I've subbed it above for the Cody Matheson version that either he stole from The Simpsons or vice versa. I don't really want to know which. I'm too busy hearing Homer incessantly laughing. That's just the tip of the iceberg to the collection one Redditor -- with a little help of his friends -- has compiled to keep the r/Funny gang entertained on a summer dog day afternoon. All will make you cringe, some much more than others. I really want to know the backstory to each. Warning: the final two are kinda NSFW, but probably worth risking the work safety for. Via r/Funny
I doubt many of us can think "cringeworthy album covers" without thinking of Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling, ...
Larry David's Jimmy Kimmel Visit Was Just One Big Stand Up Act (4 видео)
Which is a very good thing. Larry David doesn’t make many late night talk show appearances — for all the obvious reasons — but last night he dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live for an extra long visit to both make up for cancelling on Jimmy previously and to promote his mysterious Clear History HBO movie where he looks unrecognizable. We’ll get to that a couple videos down though, because Larry was in no rush. As you’ll see in the first clip above he starts bagging on Jimmy’s obnoxious sliding reveal door right from the beginning, and from there segues into how great cancellations are, and the whole thing just turns into one big casual standup session where Kimmel plays set-up man. Which is tremendous because no one wants to hear Larry David talk about how great it was working with so and so, they want him to talk about how he hopes a script doesn’t have night scenes so he won’t have to work in the evening.
Which is a very good thing. Larry David doesn’t make many late night talk show appearances — for all the obvious reasons — but last night he dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live for an extra long visit...
Moreos Are A Delicious, Evil Life Hack (7 фото)
What. No. It can’t be real. It…it just can’t be. YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL. The Oreo was as perfect a creation as any, right up there with equally transcendent black and white cookie, especially Double-Stuffed Oreos, but no, you had to play God. As “shslvalkyrie” points out: aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SH*T. THIS IS A PIECE OF SH*T. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS F*CKING BULLSH*T. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH F*CKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO F*CKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SH*T THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS F*CKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. F*CK THIS, AND F* CK YOU MOREOS". Read the full post here: http://ahatefulcuss.tumblr.com/post/56825066939/perchu-shslvalkyrie-what-a-time-to-be
What. No. It can’t be real. It…it just can’t be. YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.
Celebrate The Flash's New TV Series With GIFs (20 фото)
Remember when they made a TV show of The Flash? They're trying again, thanks to the success of Arrow. So we're celebrating with a few GIFs. The new series will, oddly, be tied to Arrow; we'll meet Barry Allen sometime next season and he'll be getting his spinoff late in 2014. It's been noted that TV makes sense for DC to bring characters to the screen, not least because it's cheaper to make a failed pilot than it is to make something like Green Lantern, which barely made more than its budget. Also, Arrow was one of the few freshman shows to actually survive the 2012 season and one of the few hits the CW has, so essentially, the CW would approve Ambush Bug at this point. It also raises a few questions since apparently there are hints Warner Brothers plans to bring Ollie and the Flash to film in the future. So does that mean Man of Steel happened in the Arrow universe? Does this mean all the in-jokes the show has been dropping, and there are a hell of a lot of them just in the first season, will actually have more relevance? These are questions only Warner Bros. can answer, of course, and it's possible even they might not know. But hey, more Flash! Let's celebrate with GIFs!
Remember when they made a TV show of The Flash? They're trying again, thanks to the success of Arrow. So we're celebrating with a few GIFs.
National Orgasm Day: Video Of A Woman Getting Off From A Car's Bass (1 фото + 1 видео)
How the hell could we let a day this important go by without properly recognizing it? According to the calendar, July 31 is National Orgasm Day and it happens to fall on Hump Day this year. Ha! Get it? Hump Day! Whatever. To that end, I want to share a puzzling yet funny video I watched the other day that shows a girl pretty much finding her happy place through music. Watch the video below while I go celebrate. If I don’t do it now, I won’t get another chance to till like minutes before the day is over. I don’t like feeling rushed, ya know? It’s not a race.
How the hell could we let a day this important go by without properly recognizing it? According to the calendar, July 31 is National Orgasm Day and it happens to fall on Hump Day this year.
LOLNFL: Training Camp AKA Bring Your Kid To Work Week (11 фото)
The sports world is filled to the brim with weird and interesting characters, so much that it would be inevitable to include these occurrences and characters in our favorite activity of turning them into memes. We've put together a collection of the best sports memes for the best time of the day: break time.
The sports world is filled to the brim with weird and interesting characters, so much that it would be inevitable to include these occurrences and characters in our favorite activity of turning...
The Almost Human Trailer Is Delightfully Gory (1 фото + 1 видео)
The Toronto International Film Festival has been the debut venue for such critically-acclaimed films as Ray, American Beauty and The Wrestler, and this year’s scheduled films certainly won’t buck that trend. Among the films that will premiere at this year’s TIFF are Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom, Beyond the Edge and All is By My Side, among others, but the film that probably won’t have too many critics talking Oscar buzz is Almost Human, which has a new trailer this week. That’s not to say that the alien/supernatural horror film, written and directed by Joe Begos, doesn’t look fun as hell. The story focuses on a guy named Mark who “disappeared from his home in a brilliant flash of light” and returns to his old stomping grounds to blast people to bits and pieces with his shotgun and occasionally an ax. It’s my frontrunner for the feel-good movie of 2013.
The Toronto International Film Festival has been the debut venue for such critically-acclaimed films as Ray, American Beauty and The Wrestler, ...
Fox News Pats Itself On The Back For Its Infamous Reza Aslan Interview (1 фото + 1 видео)
Days have passed since Fox News aired arguably the single most stupid interview the “fair and balanced” cable news network has ever run without bothering to acknowledge that it ever happened. As you’ve probably heard by now, Fox weekend host Lauren Green asked scholar Reza Aslan, the author of Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth, “You’re a Muslim, so why did you write a book about the founder of Christianity?” But today the network finally acknowledged it, in typical Fox News fashion no less: they played the “the liberal media is out to get us” card by trotting out conservative media critic Brent Bozell of the Media Research Center, who accused Aslan of not being “a very good Muslim” — for writing a book about Jesus, you see — and called Aslan’s book a “very very biased and very very one-sided book. “It was the exact correct question that needed to be asked,” Bozell said. “She had every right to ask him, ‘Do you have a bias? Are you being influenced by your faith to write what you’re writing?’ He should have said, first and foremost, said, ‘Yes I am.’ To deny it shows the aloof arrogance of ‘How dare she even ask that question?’” I would bet good money Brent Bozell hasn’t even read Aslan’s book.
Days have passed since Fox News aired arguably the single most stupid interview the “fair and balanced” cable news network has ever run without bothering to acknowledge that it ever happened.
Don’t park like a jerk. (1 видео)
This is a video for all the people who have wanted revenge to everyone who has ever parked like a jerk. A warning to all future jerk parkers: they're coming to get you now.
This is a video for all the people who have wanted revenge to everyone who has ever parked like a jerk. A warning to all future jerk parkers: they're coming to get you now.
New 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' Blooper Reel (VIDEO AND GIFS) (5 фото + 1 видео)
Awhile back we posted a Star Trek bloopers compilation. Unfortunately that video was pulled, and we only have the GIFs below to remember them by. But on the bright side, Paramount has released a new blooper reel to promote the first Blu-ray release of Star Trek: The Next Generation‘s fourth season. The Blu-ray is out tomorrow if you want to mount your furniture Riker-style and re-watch it. We get to peek at a few scenes going off the rails, and it’s great to see Patrick Stewart, Michael Dorn and company having a little fun back in the day. Considering how melodramatic the show could get at times, these clips are all the more surreal. [Blastr via The Mary Sue] Stay tuned all the way to the end to see our favorite part, Jonathan Frakes getting the church giggles
Awhile back we posted a Star Trek bloopers compilation. Unfortunately that video was pulled, and we only have the GIFs below to remember them by.
What If The 'Game of Thrones' Houses Were Modern Companies? (4 фото)
If Game Of Thrones were set in the modern day, what would the Great (and not so great) Houses of Westeros do for their riches, besides murder and espionage? Every great fortune needs a legitimate veneer, after all. Shutterstock created Game Of Brands, a set of fake ad campaigns and brands for those power-hungry families participating in modern-day capitalism. Things haven’t changed much. House Targaryen is still dominating the sky. The Lannisters continue to pay their debts while also proffering investment advice to help you manage the lion’s share. The Baratheons are your source for security guards, while The Arryns will get that message across Westeros with their many satellites and servers. The Greyjoys are now running maritime expeditions. (Will there be hot dogs served onboard?) The Freys run Frey Celebrations, a division of The Lannister Investment Group. They’ll help you plan that wedding, and what ever could go wrong? And Stark Outfitters can provide the gear you need for any extreme weather conditions. Winter is coming, after all. Some of our favorite examples are collected here (minor spoilers). You can check out the rest of the ad campaigns, and the rationalization behind each, over at Shutterstock. Thanks to The High Definite for the assist.
If Game Of Thrones were set in the modern day, what would the Great (and not so great) Houses of Westeros do for their riches, besides murder and espionage?
Braless Report Shea Allen Fired For Blog (1 фото + 1 видео)
There’s a lot going on in that headline, and I didn’t even mention the arrest yet, so let’s break it down. 1. Shea Allen is a special investigations reporter for the Huntsville, Alabama-based ABC affiliate WAAY-TV, or at least she was, before she was fired because of something she posted on her personal blog. 2. That something: the Lindsay Lohan-less “Confessions of a Red Headed Reporter,” including, “I’ve gone bra-less during a live broadcast and no one was the wiser,” “I’ve mastered the ability to contort my body into a position that makes me appear much skinner in front of the camera than I actually am,” and my personal favorite, “I’m frightened of old people and I refuse to do stories involving them or the places they reside.” I’ve often said that WAAY-TV has been sorely lacking in segments about the Old Country Buffet. 3. Allen deleted the post once it went viral, but it’s back up. “This post was taken down because I was momentarily misguided about who I am and what I stand for,” she wrote. “To clarify, I make no apologies for the following re-post. It’s funny, satirical, and will likely offend some of the more conservative folks. But it isn’t fake and its a genuine look into my slightly twisted psyche.” Uh-huh. I bet she really likes Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, too. 4. Allen has since tweeted that she was “terminated without cause,” but today came reports, from an ex-co-worker via Gawker, that she was a “ticking time bomb for termination.” Allen was arrested in 2012, suspended for saying “f*ck” on the air, and “allegedly followed that up with another warning for running a news package ‘that contained profanity and racial slurs.’” Man, I liked her, right up to the “racial slurs” part. The moral of the story here: all reporters should be Karl Stefanovic. Know what I mean?
There’s a lot going on in that headline, and I didn’t even mention the arrest yet, so let’s break it down. 1.
Porn Sex Vs Real Sex As Explained By Food (1 видео)
Explaining the differences between porn sex and actual real world sex has long been a mysterious proposition. There is just so much to cover, so much research required, and seemingly no good way to really illustrate the dichotomy outside of juxtaposing porn stars with a couple from the down the street. And that’s just no good. Well, today I’m happy to share the best answer yet to the riddle. The public service providers at KB Creative Labs have created the above slightly NSFW-ish video that illustrates every statistic and factoid about porn sex vs. real sex imaginable, with a lot of different foods representing a lot of different body parts, all narrated by a classy-sounding British woman to really bring the whole thing home. I for one feel like my daily educational quota has been met. Mind the Nutella.
Explaining the differences between porn sex and actual real world sex has long been a mysterious proposition.
This Phlebotomist Robot Thirsts For Your Blood (VIDEO AND GIFS) (7 фото + 1 видео)
Veebot is a start-up in California. They’ve built a robot that can insert IVs and partially automate blood draws. THANKS, WE NEEDED THAT. The patient slides his or her arm into an inflatable cuff, which acts as a tourniquet. An infrared light illuminates the inner elbow for a camera that searches for a suitable vein using software that compares the camera’s view against a model of an arm’s veins. Next, ultrasound confirms that the chosen vein has sufficient blood flow for a successful blood draw. Finally, the robotic arm aligns itself with the chosen vein and inserts the needle. The whole process takes about a minute. [Medgadget] The phlebotomist robot finds the best vein 83% of the time, which is about the same frequency with which human phlebotamists find the best vein. On the other hand, human phlebotamists probably won’t jab the everloving sh-t out of your elbow if they malfunction (we would hope). Richard Harris of Veebot says they want to raise the best-vein accuracy to 90% before starting clinical trials. He says a billion blood draws are performed in the U.S. each year (Half of those were performed on me last time I was in the hospital). He also says 250 million IVs are inserted each year in America. If improved, a machine like this could reduce errors and speed up the process. Or it could go all Judgement Day and END US ALL. Decisions decisions. Here’s a video of this nightmare beast at work, narrated by someone who seems to assume we’re all kindergarteners.
Veebot is a start-up in California. They’ve built a robot that can insert IVs and partially automate blood draws. THANKS, WE NEEDED THAT.
'Bioshock Infinite''s New DLC Goes From Columbia To Rapture (1 фото + 1 видео)
So, were you wondering how, precisely, Booker DeWitt and Elizabeth of BioShock Infinite fit into the timeline of BioShock? Did “a man, a city and a lighthouse” seem a bit thin? Turns out we’ve got an answer: Welcome back to Rapture… right before the fall, in BioShock Infinite: Burial At Sea. Here’s the trailer for the first part of this two-part adventure:
So, were you wondering how, precisely, Booker DeWitt and Elizabeth of BioShock Infinite fit into the timeline of BioShock? Did “a man, a city and a lighthouse” seem a bit thin?
'Cop Selfies' Confirms The Sad Fact That Even Cops Take Selfies (8 фото)
Selfies. People who are not teenage girls do actually take them, sadly. Would John Wayne, the iconic American male, strike a pose in a mirror, whip out a smart phone and snap a photo of himself to send to someone? You know damn well he wouldn't! Which is what I find Cop Selfies -- a Tumblr devoted to, well, cop selfies -- a little heartbreaking. Cops aren't supposed to take selfies, dangit! Back in my day, the cops just did things like pop you for speeding in a school zone and help you unlock your car when you accidentally locked the keys inside. Now they're taking selfies? America is OVER! And here is some of the evidence...
Selfies. People who are not teenage girls do actually take them, sadly. Would John Wayne, the iconic American male, strike a pose in a mirror, ...
Justin Timberlake’s New Video Is An Ode To The yet-to-be-invented NYC (1 фото + 1 видео)
New York City is a concrete bunghole where dreams are made up and there’s nothing you can do for us normal people, but for Justin Timberlake, it’s pretty darn awesome. In the music video for “Take Back the Night,” the first single from the second installment of his 20/20 Experience, Timberlake hangs around Yankee Stadium and the coolest looking nightclubs in Chinatown that don’t exist. Believe me, I’ve looked, and unless a menagerie of cats eating a pile of fish guts in a back alley counts as a discothèque, they ain’t there (except for Stefon).
New York City is a concrete bunghole where dreams are made up and there’s nothing you can do for us normal people, but for Justin Timberlake, it’s pretty darn awesome.
'Kick-Ass 2' Videos Channel 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' And 'Batman' (1 фото + 1 видео)
Kick-Ass 2 opens August 16th, so Universal is releasing red band Comic-Con trailers and two new clips (below). The first clip is a spin on Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, in which Hit-Girl (Chloe Moretz) is trying to get home before her legal guardian (Morris Chestnut) gets there. I really wish they would have used “March of the Swivelheads” by The English Beat in this scene. Just own it.
Kick-Ass 2 opens August 16th, so Universal is releasing red band Comic-Con trailers and two new clips (below).
Nicolas Cage Doesn't Get The Internet's Obsession With Him (4 фото)
Lord knows we’ve devoted a lot of posts to documenting the internet’s obsession with Nic Cage. It’s legendary, at this point. I mean, next to cats and porn there arguably isn’t anything the internet loves more than Nic Cage. Still, I can’t really recall a time where Cage acknowledged it and/or expressed feelings about it in an interview. But in a big feature the Guardian posted online over the weekend, the subject came up, and though our hero is baffled, he’s rolling with it. Reports the Guardian: “Oh my god. I just can’t keep up with that stuff,” he says. “The internet has developed this thing about me – and I’m not even a computer guy, you know? I don’t know why it is happening. I’m trying not to… lemme say this: I’m now of the mindset that, when in Rome, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” Most of it seems affectionate, I suggest. “Well,” a sudden, sardonic smile, “it is, but with enormous amounts of irony. Affection loaded with irony.” I can’t stop giggling over “I’m not even a computer guy,” as if the fact that he’s not on the internet would prevent the internet from obsessing over him or something. Internet obsession talk aside, Cage also insisted in the interview that he is just wildly misunderstood…
Lord knows we’ve devoted a lot of posts to documenting the internet’s obsession with Nic Cage. It’s legendary, at this point.
Hugh Jackman Tweets X-Men Weight Lifting Photo With Funny Caption (3 фото)
Hugh Jackman seems like a pretty OK dude. Guy is multi-talented, one of the few spot-on castings in the original X-Men movie, carried The Wolverine from subpar to decent, and took that lady throwing pubes at him about as well as anyone possibly could. So it’s with all that in mind that when I see that he hilariously captions a tweet of him doing a clean with what looks like a helluva lot of weight to keep that Wolverine physique going for Days of Future Past that I choose to believe it comes with a thick layer of irony and self-awareness unlike, say, something tweeted by The Rock.
Hugh Jackman seems like a pretty OK dude. Guy is multi-talented, one of the few spot-on castings in the original X-Men movie, carried The Wolverine from subpar to decent, ...
Ron Swanson Keeps One Hand Down His Pants At Buckingham Palace (7 фото)
I've come across some good news for everyone! Parks and Recreation will be shooting their season six premiere in London, where almost all of the limited info provided came from Michael Shur's Twitter account. Today -- in addition to tossing my full support to Kevin the Robot's royal baby switch theory -- I have two more pieces of information to share in addition to a bunch of photos. Minor comedy spoiler ahead. 1) The Parks & Rec fan who lives in London and took the photos of the cast in front of Buckingham Palace to share with r/PandR, also shared that, "The only line I heard them shout out was 'OMG, its Hogwarts!'" Holy sh*t that is perfect. And could have possibly come from as many as three different characters as far as I can tell. 2) Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman keeps one hand down his pants the entire time. There isn't one photo where he doesn't have four digits down the front of his slacks -- USA STYLE -- while he's photographing and taking in the home of Britain's royal family. Holy sh*t that is even more perfect. Via r/PandR
I've come across some good news for everyone! Parks and Recreation will be shooting their season six premiere in London, ...
Rappers And Cereal Hilariously Melds Famous Rappears With Cereal (10 фото)
I'm not an expert on the rap game by any means, but I am well-versed in both breakfast cereal and random internet mashups, so I still feel confident in giving Rappers and Cereal whatever the Tumblr equivalent to a Source Award is because the work they're doing is most excellent. It's a shame they've been going at for roughly a year with little recognition that I've seen, but it does mean that the archive of puns on well-known breakfast cereals photoshopped into images of hip hop's finest looking way too serious about their new sponsorship is at optimum levels. Here's a sampling of ten of the best versions going. Kanye, Jay-Z, and Tupac memorial fake cereal endorsements all make the cut. Someone please make Rick Rickies a reality like yesterday. Rappers and Cereal via Tumblr #LOL
I'm not an expert on the rap game by any means, but I am well-versed in both breakfast cereal and random internet mashups, ...
10 Most Delightful Mick Jagger Dancing GIFs (10 фото)
Is Mick Jagger the greatest dancer, or the worst? Even after studying the music video for "Start Me Up" dozens of time, I still can't tell. The Rolling Stones frontman's certainly flexible and looks like he's made of rubber, with a decent sense of rhythm, but when I watch "Dancing in the Street" again, I'm not sure what to believe anymore. In honor of Mick's 70th birthday, let's take a look at some of his best (or worst) dancing GIFs.
Is Mick Jagger the greatest dancer, or the worst? Even after studying the music video for "Start Me Up" dozens of time, I still can't tell.
Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson's 1983 Duet Is Coming Out (1 фото + 1 видео)
It’s among the most-desired unheard recordings in pop music history, right up there with Chinese Democracy before there were 17 layers of guitars added to the mix: it’s the duets of Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury. The two singers hooked up at Jackson’s mansion in California in 1983, and over a six-hour session, they laid down three songs together: “There Must Be More to Life Than This,” “State of Shock,” and “Victory.” If those titles sound familiar, that’s because you’ve heard versions of them before (“There Must Be More To Life Than This” appeared on Mercury’s Mr. Bad Guy solo album, while “State of Shock” is a single from The Jacksons’ Victory, with special guest Mick Jagger), though never the original demos. GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY. A number of duets recorded by Queen frontman Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson are to be released for the first time later this year. The Times reports that around three tracks the pair recorded in 1983 will be made available to fans with Queen guitarist Brian May quoted as saying there will be, “something for folks to hear” in two months time. Mercury and Jackson worked together 30 years ago in California but failed to release anything substantial as they could not secure time to record further tracks. Revealing some tension between Jackson and Mercury, Jim “Miami” Beach, a lawyer who became Queen’s manager, said that the pair fell out when Jackson brought a llama into the studio: “Mercury rang me and said: ‘Miami, dear, can you get over here? You’ve got to get me out of here, I’m recording with a llama.’” Rumor has it, if you play the songs backward, you can hear Prince’s Camille.
It’s among the most-desired unheard recordings in pop music history, right up there with Chinese Democracy before there were 17 layers of guitars added to the mix: ...
UFC's Ronda Rousey Got Topless For Maxim (5 фото)
Through some glorious combination of Maxim magazine, MMA Sentinel's scanning abilities and Cage Potato's love of sharing comes your first look at UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey's latest pictorial. It is ... something else, I tell you what. You'll want to visit/patronize Maxim.com for the entire shoot (because I'm not trying to steal bread from the mouths of Maxim's children), but I've included a few of them here for your enjoyment. If hand-bras and sandy-everywheres don't do it for you, the interview features Ronda discusses beating the mess out of people who try to tickle her. So ... Maxim really went all out on this one. Please to enjoy Ronda Rousey's sexy ninja beach vacation.
Through some glorious combination of Maxim magazine, MMA Sentinel's scanning abilities and Cage Potato's love of sharing comes your first look at UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey's...
Listen: 'I Wanna Be With You' by DJ Khaled, Nicki Minaj (1 фото + 1 видео)
Hm, let’s see. Less than a week after DJ Khaled creeped the world out with a marriage proposal video to Nicki Minaj, who still hasn’t answered, probably because she was too busy twerking, comes a new song of his called “I Wanna Be with You,” featuring none other than Rick Ross, Future, and…Nicki Minaj. WAIT. Was that proposal a marketing sham? YOU USED ME, KHALED. YOU USED ME.
Hm, let’s see. Less than a week after DJ Khaled creeped the world out with a marriage proposal video to Nicki Minaj, who still hasn’t answered, ...
X-Men Days of Future Past Pictures: Sentinels, Dinklage & Reagan (3 фото + 1 видео)
Hot off the big Sentinel head reveal at Comic-Con last week (hot upskirt NSFW Sentinel pics!), the upcoming, Bryan Singer-directed X-Men: Days of Future Past is further updating their Trask Industries viral site with more media, including new Sentinel stills and a portrait of Peter Dinklage as Bolivar Trask. This nerd I beat up told me that in the comics, Trask Industries is a conglomerate owned by Dinklage’s character, tasked with building the giant robots to keep the world safe from mutants. I assume they’re not made of metal, or else Magneto would probably just do that “why you hitting yourself” thing and throw them into the sewer. Of course, depicting a Sentinel at the Reagan inauguration creates some continuity problems (*big inhaler puff*). As Movies.com writes: So now the movie has established that the US had these anti-mutant robots in 1981. If that’s the case, then why is there no mention of them in Bryan Singer’s first X-Men? In that world, mutants are still in hiding, but there isn’t the kind of anti-mutant sentiment you’d expect from a nation that 20 years early built giant robots to trap mutants. So where’d they go? That said, the story also involves time travel, so continuity issues will presumably be easily explained, preferably with Doc Brown diagramming the parallel timelines on a chalkboard. That’s what I’m hoping for, anyway. That, and the Sentinels tearing down the Berlin Wall intercut with footage of Reagan riding his horse and cutting taxes, all set to Jesus Jones. Reagan and alternate history are a match made in heaven.
Hot off the big Sentinel head reveal at Comic-Con last week (hot upskirt NSFW Sentinel pics!), the upcoming, ...
Video: Hello Flo's 'The Camp Gyno' Is A Very Courageous Commercial (1 видео)
For those of you who might be unfamiliar 'Hello Flo' is a new online delivery reminder service that ships “care packages” featuring tampons and other period-related items to women, based on their, um, schedules. Basically, it’s a lot like the Dollar Shave Club in theory and philosophy, except totally different as far as what’s in the box. (I swear that no pun was intended.) So how do you get people buzzing about this kind of nontraditional service? Easy. You create a hilarious commercial/viral video and sit back and wait for people to either praise it or complain about how vulgar it is. In this case, Hello Flo’s “Camp Gyno” commercial has brought plenty of compliments and complaints – go ahead and browse the comments for some typical YouTube fun – as more than 875,000 people have already viewed this ad on YouTube. Obviously, the complaints come from people who don’t think that a girl should be talking about her “red badge of courage” and, much more bluntly, her vagina. But at the risk of editorializing, I like to think that karma is going to make sure that I eventually have five or so daughters, and the particular moment at the center of this ad will be as familiar to me as hieroglyphics or the lyrics to Letters to Cleo’s “Here and Now.” So for that idea alone, I’m going to need a “Camp Gyno” commercial or two to keep me from going bald and having four heart surgeries by 50.
For those of you who might be unfamiliar 'Hello Flo' is a new online delivery reminder service that ships “care packages” featuring tampons and other period-related items to women, based on their, um, ...
Science Explains Ouija Boards, Retroactively Ruins 1,000 Sleeopvers (3 фото)
Ugh, it looks like the ouija board has become the newest victim of science's ceaseless vendetta against my childhood ambition of growing up to be a very successful witch. It seems that science won't be satiated until it has me drinking a bitter potion made of tears shed whilst watching the Long Island Medium, which is the magical equivalent of the idiom "eating humble pie." According to the BBC, you and your little slumber party buddies never actually conversed with Methuselah or Czar Nicolas III or Harriet Tubman or whoever it is that kids are trying to contact via ouija board these days — and, what's even worse, James Franco never managed to get his claws into the spirit world to summon Tennessee Williams. This is bad news for everyone. The movements of the ouija board cup are really caused by a phenomenon known as the ideomotor effect, wherein the subject makes motions unconsciously. These small, unconscious motions can cause movement that seems to come from a supernatural source — this is also true for other mystical practices, such as dowsing. The ideomotor effect is not magic in the traditional understanding, says the BBC; rather it's "the ordinary everyday magic of consciousness," which, as everyone knows, is the most boring and worst magic of all. There is no Higginbottoms School of the Ordinary Everyday Magic of Consciousness for a reason. What's interesting about this phenomenon, though (aside from the way it crushes our dreams), is the way it complicates our understanding of "owning" an action:
Ugh, it looks like the ouija board has become the newest victim of science's ceaseless vendetta against my childhood ambition of growing up to be a very successful witch.
Making a Stunning, Glow-in-the-Dark Fountain Is Surprisingly Simple (1 фото + 1 видео)
Bioluminescence is awesome. Essentially the production of light by a living organism, e.g. fireflies, certain types of jellyfish, etc—but it doesn't just occur in animals. There's even some plant life that has the potential to give off that lovely, ethereal glow. And as Mark Rober shows us in the video above, you can even harness that power to become your very own natural, eerie, and totally beautiful light source. Because fortunately for us, bioluminescent sea algae is perfect for our purposes and just happens to be for sale as a water mixture on our good ol' friend, the internet.
Bioluminescence is awesome. Essentially the production of light by a living organism, e.g. fireflies, certain types of jellyfish, etc—but it doesn't just occur in animals.
The Earth breathes, and it is beautiful (3 фото)
Using NASA's latest high-resolution satellite imagery of Earth, datavisualization expert John Nelson has created a pair of captivating animations that track seasonal transformations on the blue marble we call home. "I downloaded the 12 cloud-free satellite imagery mosaics of Earth at each month of the year," he explains, "wrapped them into some fun projections, then stitched them together into a couple animated gifs." The end result is a pulsing visualization he calls "A Breathing Earth":
Using NASA's latest high-resolution satellite imagery of Earth, datavisualization expert John Nelson has created a pair of captivating animations that track seasonal transformations on the blue...
10 Tyrants Who Are a Better Choice Than the Rebels (11 фото)
We never get tired of reading stories about pure-hearted underdogs rebelling against a vast, evil empire. Except when we start to suspect that the rebels are just too dumb and incompetent to let them be in charge. Here are 10 evil tyrants who are actually better rulers than the rebels trying to replace them would be. A lot of the items on this list go into deep detail about the successes and failures of various heroes and villains. As a result, huge spoiler warning right here in advance.
We never get tired of reading stories about pure-hearted underdogs rebelling against a vast, evil empire.
Man, the Price of Being a Superhero Sure Has Gone Up a Lot (5 фото)
Seeing as how it’s an unbreakable metal, the adamantium that laces Wolverine’s bones is probably hella expensive. But, cripes, it costs a whole hell of a lot more now. Mashable put together a set of infographics that postulates how much various Marvel and DC superheroes need to shell out in their crime-fighting lifestyles. It’s a fun group of images but, c’mon, no way are batarangs six dollars each. And could Wayne Manor ever have been as cheap as $3,800? Even in 1938? And how many zoning laws do you think the batcave violated? You know none of that construction had a permit, either. You’ve gotta account for the palm-greasing graft, uh, campaign donations, Mashable. And Clark Kent taking the subway? What if his super-hearing catches wind of an emergency? Is he just gonna bust through the F train tunnel to get there in time? Next, you’ll tell us that Matt Murdock buys new designer shades every three months. Can someone run that through an inflation calculator and see what the results is? Be sure to imagine a totally unreasonable price for blind ninja lawyer sunglasses first! Yoga retreat for the Hulk is pretty funny, though.
Seeing as how it’s an unbreakable metal, the adamantium that laces Wolverine’s bones is probably hella expensive. But, cripes, it costs a whole hell of a lot more now.
TECH NEWS! Chromecast: How It Stacks Up To Other Streaming Video Boxes (4 фото)
Yesterday, Google put out a lot of new updates and technology, but the show-stealer was the Chromecast, a $35 dongle that slots into any HDMI port and essentially streams any video you can think of: If it plays in a Chrome browser, it’ll play on Chromecast. But what makes Chrome different, and will it fit all your needs? Here’s how Chromecast compares to three other popular solutions.
Yesterday, Google put out a lot of new updates and technology, but the show-stealer was the Chromecast, ...
Netflix Has Been Cropping The Hell Out Of Your Movies (4 фото)
One of the most important film innovations in the last twenty years was the DVD. Before DVDs, it was really hard to find a movie in the proper aspect ratio: Most VHS transfers cut the movie in half, essentially, because it was cheaper, and much of the movie was lost. So the fact that everything is in widescreen now means Netflix is just streaming the proper image when you fire up a movie, right? Nope. Not at all. In fact they are going out of their way not to. The recently launched blog What Netflix Does offers some examples of what amounts to some truly awful cropping. Here are just two examples:
One of the most important film innovations in the last twenty years was the DVD. Before DVDs, it was really hard to find a movie in the proper aspect ratio: Most VHS transfers cut the movie in half, ...
WEIRD NEWS! Colorado Town May Issue Hunting Licenses For Drones (3 фото)
It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, and it has shown disconcerting resistance to revealing just what they’re doing with flying spy robots. So Deer Trail, a small town in Colorado, is going to take matters into its own hands: It’s drone huntin’ season! Introduced by Deer Trail resident Phillip Steel, the law is pretty straightforward. If you see a drone, blow it out of the sky and turn it in for a financial reward. The ordinance states, “The Town of Deer Trail shall issue a reward of $100 to any shooter who presents a valid hunting license and the following identifiable parts of an unmanned aerial vehicle whose markings and configuration are consistent with those used on any similar craft known to be owned or operated by the United States federal government.”
It’s reasonable to be concerned about drones. They’re cheap, they’re plentiful, the government uses a lot of them, ...
Botched Hit Used Hidden Car Guns (1 фото + 1 видео)
Generally underworld murder attempts are sordid, unpleasant affairs; people get stabbed in the neck, or shot, or blown up, usually by some guy who looks like your dad’s accountant. But apparently somebody in Johannesburg decided one hit needed a little panache. So they hid a bunch of guns behind a car license plate, and waited to trigger them remotely when the target walked in front of it. Alas for the hitman, life is not like a Bond movie. Here’s the target describing what happened:
Generally underworld murder attempts are sordid, unpleasant affairs; people get stabbed in the neck, or shot, or blown up, usually by some guy who looks like your dad’s accountant.
Let's Potato Chips Are In Every TV Show Ever (9 фото)
Hollywood.com published an interesting article today that links the televised worlds of Community, Orange Is the New Black, Homicide: Life on the Street, and St. Elsewhere that maybe isn’t so much “interesting” as it is “WTF.” Still, there’s some good stuff in there, including the connection between Community and Orange: Let’s Potato Chips, the preferred salt-based snack of none other than Leonard Rodriguez and Poussey Washington. According to Community‘s Wiki, Let’s, an obvious parody of Lay’s, right down to the similar design, have actually appeared in more than a dozen TV series, including Arrested Development, New Girl, Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls, and The Middle. Lest you think the distinctive bag only appears in good shows, though, there’s also 2 Broke Girls. There’s no accounting for taste…except for Let’s. You can count on them being good for the family!
Hollywood.com published an interesting article today that links the televised worlds of Community, Orange Is the New Black, Homicide: Life on the Street, and St.
'The Butterfly Effect' Will Be Remade For Some Reason | UPROXX (1 фото + 1 видео)
Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, but because apparently a decade is long enough to reboot a movie nobody cares about. The original was essentially Somewhere In Time with the personal tragedy laid on with a trowel. Ashton Kutcher’s character wasn’t just molested, he was forced to star in kiddie porn by Eric Stoltz. He doesn’t just have an abusive father, he has a father who tries to strangle him to death before being killed by guards. It’s a dark movie but at the same time it’s kind of ridiculous, because it wants a PG-13 and frankly Ashton Kutcher just isn’t credible as a human being who’s suffered all this misfortune, and the screenwriters have no sense of the absurd; an alternate ending features the hero traveling back to his birth and aborting himself. Also there’s a scene where he wakes up with no hands which should not be funny, but is:
Hey, remember The Butterfly Effect? It’s nearly a decade old! We mention this not because we want to make you feel old, ...
If You Visit Aaron Paul's House, He'll Say Hi (1 фото + 1 видео)
a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, and “dead sexy” (I’m quoting the inner monologue of the Irish girls on the tour), it’s also: no. Let’s not make this a thing, people. Let’s not assume Aaron Paul is always going to come out of his house to take photos with you and your family. Otherwise, the TMZ star-f*cking tours of the world will have won, and nobody wants that as a reality.
a video of a celebrity tour group outside of Aaron Paul’s house receiving a visit from none other than Aaron Paul himself has gone viral, and while the magnet-loving star is nice, charming, ...
Smack Cam On Vine Proves Teens Are Awful (1 фото + 1 видео)
It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST. Add this to their Justin Bieber sticker-covered portfolio of terribleness: according to Jezebel, the latest trend is Smack Cam, in which “people (typically douchey bros or bitchy mean girls) smack unsuspecting victims and then post their stinging faces and shocked screams on Vine.”
It’s well established that teens are the worst. Whether they’re licking eyeballs, not closing their cellphones on airplanes, or snorting condoms, THE WORST.
Here's How How Many Licks It Takes To Get To Tootsie Pop Center (2 фото + 1 видео)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Blog Critics: “The world may never know.” Wiki Answers: “Large licks: 423. Small licks: 752.” Askville: “As the popular commercial explained…The world may NEVER know. If Mr. Owl couldn’t make it past THREE, we probably will not ever find out. Cute question. lol.” Yahoo! Answers: “Technically speaking, if you weren’t planning on actually eating it, you could smash it in with a hammer or some sort of blunt or sharp object. You’d still get to the center, and in this case it would take zero licks.” Point is, there is no ONE answer to this most important question once asked by a dumb kid talking to a kid. That didn’t stop Mark Holland from daring to dream, though, in the name of SCIENCE. His findings:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Blog Critics: “The world may never know.” Wiki Answers: “Large licks: 423. Small licks: 752.
Dead Princess Peach Fan Art Is A Thing That Exists (11 фото)
If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, I hope she dies and all the good and bad characters in this universe have to gather together to mourn her." If so, perhaps you're primed to enjoy DEAD PRINCESS PEACH FAN ART. It's probably passé to pull the "this is weird" card on the Internet in 2013, but the above piece from DeviantArt user WiL-Woods blew up on Reddit today and sent me down a rabbit hole of alternately well-drawn and farted-out-with-MS-paint pieces about Princess Peach being murdered and/or mourned several years after her passing. It probably says something horrible about gamers' opinions of women and the culture that created the Dead Island bloody boobs statue, but WHO KNOWS? It is impossible to tell. I've collected a few of my favorites after the jump. Word of advice to anybody who wants to see Peach die: just don't play Mario games. If Mario doesn't save her, she dies, right? That's Bowser's end game, isn't it? Problem solved, and you didn't have to spend all week drawing a fictional lady's guts.
If you're like me, you've been killed by a Spiny on level 4 of Super Mario Bros. and thought, "f**k rescuing the Princess, ...
Jim Knox Interviews Baby, Calls It A Girl (It's A Boy) (1 фото + 1 видео)
We’ve all been there, especially if we’ve ever waited tables. “What’s her name?” “Mark” “Mark? Mark! Looking good…OK!” Here, oft-failing Texas Rangers reporter Jim Knox learns a valuable lesson about The Pronoun Game. You can never assume the sexual identity of a baby, especially not in 2013, even if they’re wearing a bright pink onesie that says I’M A GIRL across the front of it. “What’s the little one’s name” would’ve worked well. Also, NOT INTERVIEWING BABIES. That poor dad. Look at him! Or … uh, I guess maybe “that poor mom?” I don’t want to assume. That poor person holding that non-specific child-shaped happening looks so sad.
We’ve all been there, especially if we’ve ever waited tables. “What’s her name?” “Mark” “Mark?
Do Not Come To The Redskins Training Camp (2 фото + 1 видео)
A woman is somewhat distraught about going to Redskins camp in Richmond and coming away without a single autograph. Laugh if you want, but I’d be pretty upset if Robert Griffin The Duck wouldn’t sign for me either.
A woman is somewhat distraught about going to Redskins camp in Richmond and coming away without a single autograph.
John Travolta: Ruining Alcohol (And Brazil) Like He Ruined Christmas (2 фото + 1 видео)
Back in December, John Travolta teamed up with Grease co-star Olivia Newton John to cover ‘This Christmas,’ instantly ruining music, holiday fun and the way we comfortably view peoples’ faces forever. “This is as bad as it gets,” you might’ve thought to yourself. “At least I can still get drunk and enjoy warm weather.” Now, thanks to his heart-stopping appearance in a Brazilian liquor commercial, John Travolta has ruined drinking and warm weather. Also sports, friendship, handshakes and hats. Here’s the clip, in its original (I’m assuming) 240p glory.
Back in December, John Travolta teamed up with Grease co-star Olivia Newton John to cover ‘This Christmas,’ instantly ruining music, holiday fun and the way we comfortably view peoples’ faces forever.
Anna Kendrick Showed Off 'Loser Faces' On 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' (5 фото)
During friend of the blog Scott Aukerman’s live chat with us earlier this week, I forgot to ask him one very important question: Anna Kendrick perfect. OK, maybe that’s not so much a question as it is a FACT, one that anyone who watched last night’s series best episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC knows is true. Kendrick’s the Batdance of people, and in “Anna Kendrick Wears a Patterned Blouse & Burgundy Pants,” the Pitch Perfect star answered questions about singing, Chinese vampires, and the terrible things she did when she time traveled to the past. (Apparently, Jesus was a carpenter.) But my favorite bit of hers, minus her explanation of why she’s not racist, it was just a misunderstanding, was when she showed Blog Gawkerman her “Oscar loser faces.”
During friend of the blog Scott Aukerman’s live chat with us earlier this week, I forgot to ask him one very important question: Anna Kendrick perfect.
The Memorable Wiener Of Jim Haslett (1 фото + 1 видео)
Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration. I’m not sure what to take from that, but the theory from the Packers fan in that thread makes a lot of sense to me.
Kyle Turley did an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. Naturally, he was pressed on the subject of memorable wieners from his playing days, a question to which Turley replied “Jim Haslett” with no elaboration.