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Один из самых быстрых рэперов в мире Мас Lethal, знакомый вам по сверхскоростному рэп-видео под музыку Моцарта , установил новый мировой рекорд скорости читки.
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I’m coming down the chimney like I’m Santa with an AK47
if you’re naughty then I’m taking all your presents
it’s DecemberTHE25th, and if you’re building in the way you should,
I'm givenACouplEgifts to all the children up in your neighborhood,
unless you know somebody that’s a ROTTEN fucker…
then you better just believe that i’mma show up christmas eve
and then i’m gonna give they mom a muffler… as a stocking stuffer
Damn it kid, I’m standing with an AK47 in the middle of the city
where the criminals are gritty and they’re TOUGH
gotta enterprise a little bit and own a company
cuz slavin for the man and makin pennies ain’t enough
It’s Christ mas… But fuck your wish list
cuz you already gift-ed… so give yourself independence
and start your own bus-ness
gotta hustle with a vengeance
here is some motivation you may need and it’s TOO DAMN TRUE
Lil Wayne is only 5’5 mothafucka, if he can be successful YOU CAN TOO
you know I’m high up on the trees like an an-gel
i’ll be rippin to the rhythm of the sleigh-bells
i don’t care about a person saying they’re a rap god
cuz when you come down underground you gotta FACE HELL
just what I enjoy...little drummer boy, barum ba bum bum, man, it is such a joy,
when I'm going dumb a dumb
i shoot a missle and destroy
finding the work and finding a purpose, like A kid that’s unemployed
man i’m drunk Santa Clause, i just drank a fifth
getting crazier than Jaden Smith,
you can tell the Grench i put some Mistletoe above my ass
and now he knows where to place his lips
I’M VAPIN MARIJUANA CUZ IT CENTERS ME
IT’S GIVING ME THE ENERGY TO RIP THE BEAT UP VIVIDLY
AND EVEN WHEN I’M 63,
AND WHEN THE AIR IS SO POLLUTED THAT IT MAKES YOU SICK TO BREATHE
I’LL PROLLY BE A SICK MC,
THE SICKEST IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING
I WENT TO WAR WITH 50 KINGS
AND ATE THE PLANET SATURN IN A SINGLE BITE AND SNIFFED THE RINGS
YOU GOTTA TAKE SOME SHROOMS AND TRY TO SMOKE DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE
TO SEE A VISION THIS INCREDIBLE
THE DEVIL IN YOUR DREAMS
IM BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE
IM INFINITE LIKE HUMAN THIRST FOR WATER AND LIKE
WATER FROM THE GLACIERS I CONSUME THE EARTH
THEY CALL ME LETHAL CLAUSE AND I’M THE FASTEST IN THE WORLD
I GOT YOUR GRANDPA SOME GOLF CLUBS, YOUR GRANDMA SOME PEARLS
BABY NOW YOU KNOW I GOT THE RHYMIN STAMINA
KILL YOU WHILE YOU SHITTIN LIKE YOU TYWIN LANNISTER
I DONT WANNA HAVE TO GO AND DAMAGE YOUR ENTIRE FACE
PEACE IM OUT, BACK UP THE FIRE PLACE!
if you’re naughty then I’m taking all your presents
it’s DecemberTHE25th, and if you’re building in the way you should,
I'm givenACouplEgifts to all the children up in your neighborhood,
unless you know somebody that’s a ROTTEN fucker…
then you better just believe that i’mma show up christmas eve
and then i’m gonna give they mom a muffler… as a stocking stuffer
Damn it kid, I’m standing with an AK47 in the middle of the city
where the criminals are gritty and they’re TOUGH
gotta enterprise a little bit and own a company
cuz slavin for the man and makin pennies ain’t enough
It’s Christ mas… But fuck your wish list
cuz you already gift-ed… so give yourself independence
and start your own bus-ness
gotta hustle with a vengeance
here is some motivation you may need and it’s TOO DAMN TRUE
Lil Wayne is only 5’5 mothafucka, if he can be successful YOU CAN TOO
you know I’m high up on the trees like an an-gel
i’ll be rippin to the rhythm of the sleigh-bells
i don’t care about a person saying they’re a rap god
cuz when you come down underground you gotta FACE HELL
just what I enjoy...little drummer boy, barum ba bum bum, man, it is such a joy,
when I'm going dumb a dumb
i shoot a missle and destroy
finding the work and finding a purpose, like A kid that’s unemployed
man i’m drunk Santa Clause, i just drank a fifth
getting crazier than Jaden Smith,
you can tell the Grench i put some Mistletoe above my ass
and now he knows where to place his lips
I’M VAPIN MARIJUANA CUZ IT CENTERS ME
IT’S GIVING ME THE ENERGY TO RIP THE BEAT UP VIVIDLY
AND EVEN WHEN I’M 63,
AND WHEN THE AIR IS SO POLLUTED THAT IT MAKES YOU SICK TO BREATHE
I’LL PROLLY BE A SICK MC,
THE SICKEST IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING
I WENT TO WAR WITH 50 KINGS
AND ATE THE PLANET SATURN IN A SINGLE BITE AND SNIFFED THE RINGS
YOU GOTTA TAKE SOME SHROOMS AND TRY TO SMOKE DIMETHYLTRYPTAMINE
TO SEE A VISION THIS INCREDIBLE
THE DEVIL IN YOUR DREAMS
IM BIGGER THAN THE UNIVERSE
IM INFINITE LIKE HUMAN THIRST FOR WATER AND LIKE
WATER FROM THE GLACIERS I CONSUME THE EARTH
THEY CALL ME LETHAL CLAUSE AND I’M THE FASTEST IN THE WORLD
I GOT YOUR GRANDPA SOME GOLF CLUBS, YOUR GRANDMA SOME PEARLS
BABY NOW YOU KNOW I GOT THE RHYMIN STAMINA
KILL YOU WHILE YOU SHITTIN LIKE YOU TYWIN LANNISTER
I DONT WANNA HAVE TO GO AND DAMAGE YOUR ENTIRE FACE
PEACE IM OUT, BACK UP THE FIRE PLACE!
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